The airport can be a funny place. When you’re getting off a plane, you’d be surprised how many people you’ll see putting up the most outrageous signs. Here are some of the funniest airport signs that have been recently caught on camera.

Trust No One

There are some things that just don’t need to be announced in public. This particular airport sign is a classic example. It looks like this lady is welcoming a loved one home after completing rehab. However, if we were them, we’d probably want to keep that information between family members only. Our word of advice: next time you’re welcoming someone back from rehab, maybe consider that they don’t want the public to know. We appreciate the sentiment though.

No Commander? Go Commando

Naturally, these kids were incredibly excited to be reunited with their mother. So they decided to remind her as soon as she came back that they “r out of underwear.” We don’t think the next sentence was necessary.

Cereal Killer

Some things just never change. You put your baby in a pyjama onesie laden with penguins, thirty years happen in the blink of an eye. Lo and behold, your son is a baby in a fully grown man’s body, still doing immature things. Or, maybe he just took his onesie with because he decided to stay at the airport overnight. At any rate, there’s one thing is that remains a certainty, this hungry man was out of cereal.

With F.R.I.E.N.D.S Like These

If you haven’t watched an episode of Friends in your life, where have you been for the last 25 years? Any seasoned pop culture aficionado is familiar with the term “Princess Consuela.” The truth is that if you haven’t watched the hit sitcom, then you’re simply not going to get this airport sign. The likelihood is that this guy and his partner who is about to arrive are big fans of Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler and Phoebe.

Never Liked That Couch Anyway

When one goes away for a significant period of time, there is no denying that one’s dogs are going to show signs of significant anticipation for their owner’s return. However, we didn’t realize that some dogs can get so excited that they could eat the couch. Apparently, this was the case when this particular individual returned home to discover that their sofa was in fact, missing. But we’re going to the let the dogs off on this one, they’re just so adorable!

Dad Jokes

When Darth Vader (spoiler alert 40 years later) revealed to Luke Skywalker that he was actually his father, no one watching could believe this stunning revelation. So imagine how Rebecca felt when she returned from her vacation to find out that Darth Vader was also her dad! Maybe she’s just a big Star Wars fan and her dad wanted to greet her appropriately. Or, maybe he’s the Star Wars fan and is in the process of turning his daughter to the dark side of the force.

Size Matters

Look, we agree that it is absolutely heartwarming when one’s children are independent enough to come to the airport and greet their parents from a long, exhausting flight. But this doesn’t take away from the fact that people need to understand the sign that’s being presented to them. Either these kids didn’t realize that they used the word “we” twice or, maybe they were just trying to add dramatic effect to the sign: “Hi Mom, only we…WE would do this.”

Zero To Hero

We know what you might be thinking right now: these two can’t possibly be a couple. They seem like two very different people from completely different backgrounds. However, you should never judge a book by its cover and ultimately, it’s not all about looks. As you can see, this lucky lady was running out of money and was wondering where her sugar daddy could have possibly gone to. So we guess that all is well with the world now.

Nothing But The Truth

When we first saw this airport sign, we feared the worst for the man who was about to touch down. However, we then noticed the tiny smirk on the face of the man holding the sign. We’re pretty convinced that this nothing more than some cheeky in-law banter. These two brothers-in-law probably get on really well! At least, we hope they do. Otherwise, this situation could actually be pretty awkward…This image goes to show that nothing quite compares to family.

Serve And Protect

Now, we doubt that this baby is old enough to remember the one hit wonder by Carly Rae Jepsen “Call Me Maybe.” In fact, we’re pretty sure that this baby hasn’t even learned to speak yet, never mind having the ability to the read or write an airport sign. However, there’s no denying that this baby’s returning father would be familiar with the song lyrics and the heartfelt rendition on this sign. But maybe Harper did just meet her father, who just came back from duty…

Get To The Point

Surely, this goes without saying. When you return to your partner after going away for a certain period of time, the first thing you’re going to do is embrace them and plant a massive smacker on their lips. However, this seems to be a situation that requires some extra cues to put the kissing wheels in motion. We can only hope that the returnee will follow the instructions and not make the ride home and awkward one. Kiss her!

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